Dragon Ball NG Chapter 2: A House Coming From A Tiny Object? Get The Hell Outta Here!

Gosu was relieved. He was put at an unfair advantage thanks to that bodyguard and he surely would've lost the fight. Him and Chitsu zipped by in her motorcycle.

"Thanks! You really saved my ass!" He said. "Where are we going, anyway?"

"Don't worry, we're going far away from there!" Chitsu assured him. "I hated it there. My parents are so spoiled and stuck up, like they have their heads shoved up their asses!"

Chitsu continued driving until she was sure she was as far away from her house as possible. They eventually drove into the forest, where Chitsu decided to stop.

"Okay, this should be a good location." She said. "Now get a load of this!" Chitsu pulled out a capsule from her pocket and tossed it at the ground, and a house came out. Needless to say, Gosu was in shock.

"Woah, how'd you get a whole house to come out of that little thing?" Gosu asked.

"It's a capsule, silly. You can store almost anything in it." Chitsu explained.

"Damn, why'd I never think to steal one of those?' Gosu said.

Chitsu opened the door and Gosu followed. While they were walking, Gosu took it upon himself to grab her ass. Chitsu responded by slapping him six ways from Sunday.

"DON'T YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN!" She demanded, her face red and her eyes ready to pop out of her skull.

Gosu, who had a big red mark on his face said, "Oh 'com, I was just havin' a little fun!" Gosu was exhausted and decided to have a seet at the kitchen table. "Wow, I can't believe I never asked after all this time – what's your name?"

"Oh, I'm Chitsu." She replied.

Gosu chuckled. "Heh, I may not be the smartest person, but I know what that means (Chitsu =vagina in Japanese)."

"Oh, shut up." Chitsu said. That wasn't the first time she heard a joke about her name. "I bet your name isn't any better!"

"I'm Gosu – Son Gosu!" He replied.

"Son Gosu?" Chitsu asked. "Where have I heard that name before? That's right! You're related to Son Goku, aren't you? The guy who won one of the martial arts tournaments and has a statue at the arena? I should've recognized you by your hair!"

"Uh…I guess so. I'm really far removed from my family." Gosu said.

"Oh, why's that?" Chitsu inquired.

"I don't even have a home. My mother died when I was a little kid and my father abandoned me when I was still a baby." Gosu said in a serious tone.

Chitsu was surprised. No wonder he just showed up at her house like that. "So I make my living by stealing stuff."

"That's not good. But whatever gets you by I guess." Chitsu said.

"And if anyone ever puts up a fight, I'll take 'em! It's like it's in my blood! The more I fight, the stronger I get!" Goku said, proudly. He had a mile wide smile on his face.

Chitsu got up to get some food. She grabbed whatever she could find and laid it on the table. She went back to the refridgerator to get a drink and when she returned the table, to her surprise, all of the food was gone!

"What…the…hell?" She said, surprised. Gosu was sitting at the table, his belly full, and he let out a huge burp. "Oh man, that was some good eatin'!"

"H-how…could you eat all of that so quickly?" She was stull in a state of shock.

"You ask too many questions." Goku said, bluntly.

"And what if I do? I'm the one who saved your ass and gave you a house to live in!" She retorted. "And not only that, but you didn't even leave me any food! Shit, you needed parents to teach you some good ol' fashioned manners!"

"Oh shut up…"Gosu said nonchalantly. "If you weren't hot I wouldn't pay any attetnion to you."

The nerve! It took everything Chitsu had not to throw him out the house. Then, Gosu got up and sat on the couch. "Hmm…I wonder what's on TV?" Gosu asked as he grabbed the remote. He turned it on and surfed through the channels.

"They see me rollin…" Click.

"BAH GAWD KING THIS HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH! RING THE DAMN BELL" Click.

"I got in one little fight and my mom got scared…" Click.

"Shit, there's nothing good on." Gosu hopped off the couch and went back to the table. "Hey, do you have any more food?"

Chitsu couldn't believe it. "How could you still be hungry after you've eaten half of the refigerator?"

"Hey, it's not my fault you don't have enough food for me." Gosu snapped back. "Jeez, stop being such a bitch…"

That was it. "Listen, you little son of a-" Chitsu dropped the jar of mayonaise she forgot was in her hands. Just as it was about to hit the ground, Gosu caught it with his tail. She had been meaning to ask him about that.

"Wow, that's so odd…" She pondered. "How do you have a tail?"

"I dunno." He said. "It's just been there since I was born, I guess."

"You're one weird kid." Chitsu said.

"There are a lot of weird things about me, I've noticed. Like, whenever there's a full moon I black out and when I wake up all my clothes are gone! That's really fucking annoying, too." Yup, that is strange, indeed.

"Oh, I can't believe I forgot – why are you collecting the Dragon balls in the first place?" Chitsu asked. "What are you gonna wish for?"

"Well like I said before, my mom died, so hopefully when I get the Dragon Balls, I'll be able to wish her back to life!" Gosu said. "Why do you want the Dragon Balls, Chitsu?"

"Y'know, to be honest…I really don't know. The adventure just sounds exciting, is all." Chitsu replied.

"The only problem is, I don't know how to find them. They can be anywhere in the world." Gosu said. That was a problem. But Chitsu already knew an easy solution.

"I'll just look it up!" She said. This couldn't be that easy. Well, I hould be shutting the hell up right now, because it is, as Chitsu pulled a cell phone from her pocket and opened it up. She went to a website and typed in "Dragon balls" and, indeed, some info popped up. The search led her to the home page of Capsule Corporation, which had a little tidbit about the Dragon Radar.

"There it is! The Dragon Radar is located at the Capsule Corporation!" Chitsu said.

"Wow, I really need to get caught up in techonology!" Gosu said in amazement. "So, when are we going?"

"We'll go tommorow. I need to get some sleep." Chitsu said.

"Where am I gonna sleep?" Gosu asked. Chitsu hadn't thought about that. This house only had one room.

"Fine, you can sleep in my room. But don't get any funny ideas – you'll be in a sleeping bag." Chitsu said. "And if you try to go anywhere past that, you'll be in a body bag next!" Then, Chitsu got a whiff of Gosu's stench. "Oh man, you could use a bath!"

Just then, a lightbulb went off in Gosu's head. "Well, uh, as you can probably tell, it's been a while since I've taken a bath – to be honest, I don't even remember what to do!"

Oh, you have got to be kidding me. Chitsu thought. "Fine, follow me." Chitsu walked over to the bathroom and Gosu followed. Chitsu turned the water on and tossed the brush to Gosu, and then waited for him to move. Gosu looked at her like she was insane.

"Well?" he asked.

"Look, I'm not stupid." Chitsu said. "I'm pretty sure you know what to do from here."

Busted. He wasnted to have Chitsu give him the bath herself. "Fine." Gosu said as he grabbed the brush. He took his clothes off and stepped into the tub. "…bitch."

"Chitsu ignored him and left with her head held high as if that last exchange was something to be proud of. But she couldn't help but look back. That tail was unusual. It really was attached to his back. She watched hims crub himself with his tail, and it was such an odd sight. Chitsu grabbed Gosu's clothes and put them in the washing machine. A few minutes later, Gosu got out of the shower, and of course, he had some complaints.

"Hey! Where the hell are my clothes!" he said. He stepped out of the bathroom, fully nude.

"Hey, do you have any manners? Put a towel on!" Chitsu complained. "Your clothes are being washed."

"Why did you mess with 'em?" He asked.

"Because you can't go around wearing the same smelly clothes!" Chitsu said. Chitsu grabbed a pair of foot pajamas with spaceship designs on them "Here, put these on instead." Chitsu couldn't help but chuckle.

"You've got to eb fucking kidding me! There's no way I'm wearing this!" Gosu protested.

"Well, there's nothing else!" Chitsu said, playfully.

"Fine." Gosu conceded. He grabbed the pajamas and slowly put them on. Chitsu was till giggling. Truthfully, she actually had some plad pajamas for him, but this was just funnier. Gosu finally put them on. He looked like a 6 year old.

"Aww, how cute!"

Gosu wanted to strangle her. "Hey, shut the hell up!

As if Gosu wasn't already embarassed, Chitsu decided to play with him some more. "Now I'm gonna take a shower." She said in a seductive manner. "Don't try anything funny." She walked to the bathroom, swinging her hips so Gosu could notice. That bitch had the nerve to try and arouse him! Gosu decided it was payback time. He waited a few minutes, until finally bursting through the bathroom door unannounced while Chitsu was in the bath. Gosu had the silliest look on his face while Chitsu was ready to kill him.

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU PERVERT!"

Gosu ran out of the bathroom with that same stupid look on his face. Chitsu jumped up without even realizing that she was naked. Now Gosu was really laughing. Chitsu tried to play it off.

"Fine." Chitsu said in a fake composed voice. "That was the best thing you'll ever see in your life…"

Hey, it wasn't a bad night for Gosu after all. On that note, Gosu decided to hit the sack. He went in the room, and indeed, all he had was a sleeping bag. Chitsu, who was blushing at this point, laid down in her bed and decided to sleep too. They had a long adventure ahead of them. What other crazy stuff will head their way? Find out on the next Dragon Ball NG!

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